Only nine sleeps until the start of the 3rd edition of Croydonites Festival. Got your ticket yet? I'm afraid you've missed the early bird cheap seats and some shows are close to selling out, but don't worry there's still plenty to see and plenty of space for everyone.
But maybe you're not sure what to book for? Here's my simple guide to choosing...
1. Are you a risk taker? Not easily offended? Do you like to be surprised or immersed?
Then Scottee's BRAVADO could be for you; or if you like to be part of the action then go for Parabolic's Land of Nod, or Vinicius Salles' Glitch.
2. Looking for drama to challenge or provoke?
Gill Manly's Radio Apocalypse or Natasha Marshall's Half Breed could be right up your strasse!
3. Out for a bit of fun? Like a bit of dance with your comedy?
Sarah Blanc is the woman for you, along with her Feminist Boner, and local surrealists DISCO DISCO.
4. Want to take it easy? Like a relaxed and calming approach?
Check out the double bill from Croydon based Anusha Subramanyam and SLiDE, or Anita Wadsworth's Show and Tell.
5. More of a traditionalist?
Easy...Pop Up Opera are bringing a Mozart double bill to St Andrews Church. This company are committed to bringing opera to the masses and offer a contemporary twist on everything they do.
6. Film buff?
Come on a walking tour of Hollywood film locations (in Croydon) with the irrepressible Richard DeDomenici followed by the premiere of American Assassin: Redux filmed in it's original Croydon location with local Croydonites.
Or maybe pick a couple from different categories? We've done our best to offer something for all tastes. Come and find me in the bar afterwards and let me know what you think!